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What makes my blood pressure rise:

- People who run red lights. I'm talking about the lights that are REALLY red, as in the other people have had a green light for a second or two when someone decides to run the red light. What are you thinking??? There should be mandatory jail time for this unless you have a really good excuse (i.e. you're trying to get to the hospital before you either have a baby or die). Gah.

- People who think they can drive responsibly while also carrying on a conversation on a cell phone. 'Nuff said.

- (okay, this is really gross) People who PEE ALL OVER A PUBLIC TOILET SEAT and LEAVE IT THERE. Gross!!! If you don't want to sit down directly on the seat, I don't blame you, but you can use toilet paper or those handy-dandy seat cover thingies to line the seat first. At the very least, if you feel you MUST hover over the toilet seat, that you cannot POSSIBLY pee "safely" any other way, then clean up your goddamn mess before you leave. Sheesh.

What makes me laugh:

- Misspellings and other grammatical or typographical errors. I saw a minivan today with the message, "GO CARDNIALS" proudly emblazoned on the side, and I laughed the rest of the way to work.

Asian restaurant menus are also usually very, very entertaining (do you like your rice stir-fired or streamed?).

That's it for today. But I do hope to come back tomorrow with a special post to give thanks for the greatest gift I've ever received--my son. I've never gotten around to writing his birth story, so now that he's almost 7 months old and it's Thanksgiving, I'm in the mood. Come back and check it out.

2:18 p.m. - 2005-11-23


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